Saturday, April 9, 2016

Best Whatsapp Funny Status - Latest Short Funny Whatsapp Quotes

Here latest best WhatsApp funny status for You. We are provides many type of best WhatsApp Funny Status and Short Funny WhatsApp Quotes. You easy to change your WhatsApp status and share with friend.


Best WhatsApp Funny Status & Quotes


I only need 3 things in my life:- Food, Wi-fi, Sleep....!!!

Hmmmmm......Don't copy my status.

typing....

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true

I am "Single" Because I have not found someone, Who deserves me...!!!

My Status are under construction......

I Wonder What Happen's When Doctor's Wife Eats An Apple A Day

Waiting for Wi-Fi connection......

Am gonna Make my Status.....better you too Focus on your Status only.

People now a days look for Wi-Fi rather than a Wife....

I am not failed, Because my success is lost....!!!

My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.

Loading My wi-fi network....!!!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....!!!

Dream is not complete by sleeping....

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

Whattsapp status is loading......

When it's you against me, you either win or you die....!!!

I Am Not Special.....Am Just Limited Edition.....!!!

Waiting for Internet Recharge.

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

I'm cool but global warming made me hot.....

God is really creative, i mean...just look at me...

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong...!!!

Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie.

Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either...

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you......I Love You...!!!

When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

Life's too short....Enjoy it....!

I hate men but I'm not lesbian.

Save water drink beer.....!!!

My status is loading......

Everybody is so Happy......I hate that.

Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

Life is short.....smile while you still have teeth.

You stay in my heart without rent....!!

I am not Lazy....I am just at my energy saving mode...!!!

My first name and your last name, together make sound great...!!

Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.

My attitude is my style....!!!

You are Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Silent persons are said to have loudest minds.